Stewart: The big news of the past week were the events in Mumbai India where nearly two hundred killed in a coordinated terror attack that appears to been perpetrated by radical Islamic group. For more John Oliver joins us from Washington DC. Thank You John for joining us.
Ah John, John this is a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE event and a HORRIBLE tragedy, Do we have any sense that who did this yet?.
Oliver: Well! Right now Jon, the details are sketchy, well we don’t know their specific name, One thing has been perfectly clear it appears to be the work of a group of Unbelievable MotherF**kers. Working in tandem with GIANT @SS HOLES.
Stewart: That’s interesting you say that John, That’s exactly in fact what I was yelling at my television screen when I first heard about it.
Oliver: Well there you go jon!. Your first instinct was right.
Stewart: Now John, these groups of Al-Quida, Motherf*ckers and @ssholes like them, What is their goal?.
Oliver: That is to transform the entire world into an Islamic Caliphate.
Note ; (The era of Islam's ascendancy from the death of Mohammed until the 13th century; some Moslems still maintain that the Moslem world must always have a calif as head of the community)
Stewart: I see, and their means of doing that is John
Oliver: is to randomly kill as many innocent people as possible with no remorse, compassion or regard for human life.
Stewart: How does this help them attain this goal of a caliphate?.
Oliver: There it is john, Exactly , You exactly pinpointed the almost imperceptible flaw in the logic of this industrial strength douche bags.
We HATE AND KILL EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. Join us..
Stewart: John, That does seem, does seem incredibly stupid.
Oliver: It is STUPID, STUPID is what it is. If fact, stupid is among the LEAST negative of their many character flaws.
They apparently feel there is not a SINGLE problem which can’t be addressed by inflicting massive suffering on innocent civilians.
Stewart: So that is what their answer to what they believe as America’s imperialism
Oliver: That will be to shoot up a hotel.
Stewart: and poverty?.
Oliver: they feel that, that can be best addressed by Blowing up a soccer stadium. Now they do have a plan to eradicating worldwide deterring epidemic.
Stewart: Now, now what would that be?.
Oliver: Driving a bus into a circus. Look , I am not singing not to my sense Jon, when your bankrupt ideology, pursuing a bankrupt strategy, The only move you got is the D!CKWALK.
Stewart: Thank you John, One final question. When will these M0THERF*CKERS go away?.
Oliver: Well, they probably won’t. They were always been M0THERF*CKERS. They are M0THERF*CKERS and They will always be M0THERF*CKERS.
But what we can’t do is, Let these M0THERF*CKERS control our lives.
Stewart: Thank you. Jo.
Oliver: (interrupting Stewart), One more thing Jon, if I make it quickly, F*CK these M0THERF*CKERS Jon, F*CK THEM. F*CK THESE… fading away his voice
Stewart: John Oliver Everybody.
It's a lot better in the video.
watch it here.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=210920&title=mumbai-tragedy
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Terrorists are way below than a motherfu*ker..there are no words in english to describe them. Like in Saudi Law there sensitive areas should be chopped off (in most cases it will be already chopped a bit)...in public they should be hanged, do any demeaning act to f*ck them in public.
I understand the anger...
We can go on a killing spree and murder every terrorist we can lay our hands on. But, is that really going to serve the pupose? I bet there will be more of them springing up.
I think, it is the violent and the barbaric ideas that need to attacked rather than the people. It is indeed going to take a lot of effort.
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